Mort the Tort — an Art Teacher’s Ride

wpid-img_20150518_155441.jpgOn Monday after a long day teaching, I stopped by the Acme to pick up a few things. In the parking lot, I pulled up next to this car.

I could not just walk into the grocery store and ignore this brilliant oddity. I walked around looking at it and decided it was a sea monster. Then a woman pushing a cart came right over to the car.

“Is this yours?”

“Yes.”

“How did you do it?”

Turns out she is a retired art teacher who lives in Florida but spends the summers (I think i got this right) in Kutztown. She decided when she retired to paint her white car her passion. She used sand paper to rough up the paint and then applied layers of semi-gloss exterior house paint to create a tortuga turtle.

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We talked a bit more while she loaded in her groceries and both agreed it was a beautiful late spring day.

I could have just stayed focused on being grumpy and tense after a long day but instead shifted attention to something wondrous and met a person who does what she wants and does not worry about the details.

 

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Computer Crash

dsc02977How dependent I have grown on my laptop and its portability and its smallness and its convenience. I don’t want to be chained to the same desk in a disordered study. This I have discovered over the last 10 days when my wonderful workhorse died for real on Sunday, May 10 (ironically enough that was also Mother’s Day).

I shlepped along using the desktop at work — a slow, unwieldy beast. Thankfully all the important teaching files were saved in dropbox.

But not so luckily for several months worth of pictures — only a few of which had managed the leap onto google drive in some random fashion.

As of yesterday, I have the workhorse back and spent several hours downloading and installing various programs: evernote, skitch, snagit, picasa, itunes (a really annoying and proprieterial program which reminds me why I despise Apple and its products and software), dropbox, and googledrive. It is remarkable how all of this software is practically free. So much engineering, creativity, technical expertise and collaborative teamwork is required to write each piece of software.

So this will be my 100th post on wordpress if I choose to publish this.

Should I make this my landmark 100th post?

In a major way, how very fitting since WordPress is only possible with the use of a computer and the internet.

I just had a little conversation with a colleague that highlights how technology has permeated every aspect of our lives.

Me: It was so cold this morning.

Her: Yes, it was. I checked my phone and it said 45.

Me: Remember when we had to look out the window at the thermometer?

Her: Yeah, it was not always right. Maybe off by 5 degrees.

Me: But close enough.

My father always made sure to have a large thermometer outside the kitchen window. We would check it each winter morning and summer afternoon to see how cold or how hot it was. Later he would get a weather station which gave readings on not just the temperature but the wind speed and the barometer. Those readings were sent via wire to a series of stacked dials which hung like a picture in the kitchen. But the old thermometer outside the window was always more accurate.

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Mt Cuba Garden

SONY DSCOn Sunday, we drove to northern Delaware to see the Mt. Cuba Gardens which were established by Mrs. Copeland. She was lucky enough to marry a DuPont which meant she had plenty of money to buy a huge tract of land, hire an architect to design a Georgian revival house, and plan and execute a garden of native plants. As the docent said, she did not really turn her full attention to the garden until she had cultivated her three children.

Tulip poplar trees grew naturally in the area and so they worked with a landscapeSONY DSC designer to select and plant other large trees such as willow oaks, magnolias, dogwood, cherry trees, etc. They also had four ponds built which cascaded into each other. Every spring the ponds have to be dredged or they silt in. The last especially large and still pond beautifully reflected the trees ringing it.

SONY DSCOutside the main house was a Maltese Cross fountain with four tulip beds. The tulips were all of different heights, purple, yellow, red, pink. Ringing the tulip beds were magnolia trees to unify the entire formal garden. SONY DSC

Beyond the formal garden was a planting of lilac shrubs lining a walkway. The lilacs were in full bloom and their heavy scent filled the air even before I saw them. That rich, musky sweet odor on a hot day inspires day dreams.

SONY DSCMost of the garden is woodland shade plants. All the various forms of Trilliums and blue geraniums were blooming. My husband loved the trilliums for their pointed symmetry of petal and leaf.

Every year two local places sell native wild plants: Ashland Gardens and Cloverdale Farms. SONY DSC

 

 

 

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Anxiety: Losing my memory

IMG_20150430_182752Day Seventeen: Your Personality on the Page

Today’s Prompt: We all have anxieties, worries, and fears. What are you scared of? Address one of your worst fears. My grandmother suffers from dementia and memory loss. My mother also forgetting things. Is my faulty memory a forewarning?

Today’s Twist: Write this post in a style distinct from your own. I tend to write in long sentences with subordinating conjunctions. This is written in an additive style with coordinating conjunctions such as “and.” 

She looks at the slip of paper in her wallet. What does this number mean? Clearly it is a phone number — three digits, blank space, four digits. But whose number? Why did she write it down.

She returns the slip to her wallet and walks to the kitchen. She starts cooking dinner and runs to the basement to get something.

She stares at the shelves of food: canned beans, boxes of cereal, tins of sardines, bags of flour and rice, jars of olives and pickles. What was it she wanted? She shakes her head and goes back to the kitchen.

She looks at the pot on the stove and realizes she needs an onion. Back to the basement she goes to retrieve the onion.

Dinner is done. She goes upstairs and remembers she left her phone on the front hall table. She goes to get the phone but it is not on the front hall table. It is on the kitchen counter by the stove.

She goes upstairs to plug it in. The dog follows her. She looks at him and leads him back downstairs to let him out to pee. But when she gets downstairs, she goes to the living room to turn off the light and goes back upstairs to bed.

The dog stands by the door looking at her retreating back.

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A Story Told by Subtraction: West Laurel Cemetery

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On Sunday, my husband and I walked through the West Laurel Cemetery. I had gone ahead taking pictures of an angel triumphant perched on the top of a dome, but my husband had lagged behind.

He came up to me: “That family is full of sadness. The wife died at 40. The son died at 26. The poor bastard lived until he was 94. He never remarried.” story-subtraction

“Where is this?”

“Over there beyond the knoll.”

I walked back. He followed. “No, not there. See the flag? See that slab?”SONY DSC

The grey granite stone was massive. The name “Hill” was centered. Usually these slabs of stone are carved with multiple names. Not this one. Names only filled the left hand column. That was all.

I looked at the top name. John Howard Hill the son had indeed died at 26  years of age. The flag was for him? Or his father? Which one was the veteran? I looked at the star on the flag: “Mexican War 1846-1847.” The son must have been a soldier and died in the Mexican War, a trivial affair historically.  At least he died after his mother Cynthia.

But the father lived on and on and on. Forty-one years by himself. He must have felt like Macbeth: “Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow / Creeps in this petty pace from day to day / Until the last syllable of recorded time.”SONY DSC

Who was this Craig Hill, born in 1883 and dead 10 months later? Was this an adopted child? Did John Howard hope that Craig Hill would carry on the family name? But he did not want to jinx the child by calling him John.

John Howard lived two more years after Craig Hill died as an infant. I can only wonder how he felt laying flowers on this stone for his family,  knowing no other names would be carved on its smooth surface.

My husband calls this a story told by subtraction.

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Dog Found

Day Thirteen: Serially Found: On day four, you wrote a post about losing something. Today’s Prompt: write about finding something.

Dogs run away.

The dog we have now runs across the street to eat the food which a neighbor puts out for stray cats.

The dog I had growing up ran away too. He was just a young dog and did not know the area very well and so when my parents could not find him anywhere within the surrounding neighborhoods, my sister and I started to cry.

Maybe my parents put up posters, maybe my parents offered a reward, maybe the dog was gone for several days.. I don’t remember anything but a man called and said he had our dog.

This dog not your usual dog for Hannibal, MO. He was a Samoyed named Thor. He was quite noticeable and no one else had a dog like him. My sister and I were more than a little proud of him.

My father took my sister and me to get the dog. We went into an area which we didn’t usually drive through. We stopped at a house quite similar to our own tiny house. When my father knocked on the screen door, a black man answered. He spoke to my father and standing behind him was Thor, who was smiling. Samoyeds always look like they are smiling.

I think I must have been about six or seven at the time; however, I don’t remember before that time ever seeing my father speak to a black person. I hadn’t ever spoken to a black person. We lived in that kind of a town in Missouri, a state which during the Civil War sent money and men to both the Union and the Confederacy.

What I do remember is that this man found our dog and called us so we could have him back .

That day I found more than just our dog.

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“Purchasing” — my word on p. 29

horse-running-pwsaturatedautoDay Fourteen: To Whom It May Concern

Today’s Prompt: Pick up the nearest book and flip to page 29. What’s the first word that jumps off the page? Use this word as your springboard for inspiration.

The school librarian gave me Chang-Rae Lee’s book On Such a Full Sea; it is one of the possible books we are thinking about for summer reading. I will let you know later what I think of it.

But on p. 29, the word that leapt off the page was “purchasing.”

Great. What a materialistic word. Next book on p. 29: “dropping.” Not much better. Stop cheating and just go with the first one.

What popped immediately to mind was a line from Wordsworth: “Getting and spending we lay waste our powers.” That is what “purchasing” it. A waste of powers, of energy, of life. We buy to stimulate ourselves. We buy to show we can. We buy to possess. We buy to defeat death, to hide from death, to countermand death.

“Purchasing.”

This reminds me of the phrase, “find purchase” on something. Which means to find purchase on a ledge as you climb a cliff. Or to find purchase as you lean out over an abyss so you don’t slide in. How odd that the two phrases are connected.

But maybe that is just a winding path of a connection to knowhere.

But I say that “purchasing” means looking to others to create and make and form what you cannot do yourself. So sometimes when I have the urge to go purchase something, I squash that urge, suppress that impulse, stifle the whim. Instead, I take the dog for a walk and create happiness for him. Or I pull out my knitting and knit a few rounds. Or I start pulling weeds from the flower beds — an endless task.

Then I am purchasing life.

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A tall house surrounded by short houses

IMG_20150422_064534Day Eleven: Size Matters (In Sentences): Today’s Prompt: Where did you live when you were 12 years old?

I go back to the house where my sister and I grew up almost every Christmas. It is a drive-by visit. Now the house appears shabby and run down, but for me growing up, it seemed huge. It was just about the only two story house in the neighborhood. The others were squat, single-story houses. Especially the one next to ours on the right. This was not a proper house but a garage that had been made into a house. Everyone who has ever lived in that house has been short so we called it the “short people house.”

The house on the left hand side was built during the post World War II building boom and has only two tiny bedrooms, a living room, kitchen and bathroom. That is it. It would fit in the first floor of my house.

My father and brother grew up in this house. There is a picture of my father as a little boy wearing a full suit and standing next to his father (my grandfather) in front of the porch. There is also a story about how he made my grandfather very angry. He was left alone for a few days — maybe it was the summer time or maybe he was home on leave from the air force. He decided to surprise my grandparents by painting the brick work lining the driveway white. He thought the bricks looked nice painted that way on a neighbor’s house. When my grandpa Mickey got home, he yelled at my dad for doing this. “Now every time it rains, I am gonna have to wash off the mud!” and “Two years from now, I am going to have to paint them white again.” I wonder how my father felt moving back into this house full of memories.

When we moved into the house, I was amazed by the grass in the front. Smooth and even and short. My grandpa had been the grounds keeper for one of the best golf courses in Cincinnati. He seeded that lawn. He rolled it with a huge, metal roller, pressing out any bumps or unevenness. He watered it with an oscillating sprinkler. One really hot summer day, he let us run through the sprinkler on the front grass. But only barefoot. Then he checked the grass and smoothed out the divots.

My grandmother Ora loved roses. She ordered my grandpa to build her an arbor. She made him plant roses and then grew red roses along that arbor. When her roses bloomed, cars would slow down and stop to admire them, covered with buds and blossoms and scenting the air. Once she let us cut some roses for vases inside the houses. I thought my vase of roses was beautiful and set it outside. I said, “Look, everyone is slowing down to see my bouquet.” Her short reply was, “Nonsense. What is that next to those rose bushes?”

The front porch of the house had a two seat-glider and chairs. It also had roll-down screen on either end. We really only used the screen on the left side to block the setting sun. The glider was a novelty. My sister and I had never seen such a thing and would sit on it with our grandma. She pushed it back and forth since our legs were too short to touch the ground.

When we went in the front door, we stepped immediately into the living room/dining room. This was just a single huge room. It was divided into two separate rooms by my grandpa’s huge easy chair. The black rotary phone sat on a table to the right. The dining room half had a huge formal dining table with eight chairs. The table was covered by a table cloth my grandmother had crocheted. When I first saw the table, I thought it was huge. I have the crochet table cloth and now I know that the table really was not that gigantic.

Leading off the living room to the right was a short hall way to the only bathroom and the master bedroom. Leading off the back of the dining room to the right was the kitchen. On the other side was a door opening to the staircase which turned sharply and snaked up the back of the house to the second floor. The second floor had two bedrooms. You had to walk through one room to get to the other. Later when my mom sold the house, these two rooms only counted as one bedroom because they did not have separate entrances. This also meant my mom got less than she hoped when she sold the house after she retired.

Growing up I always felt a little proud to live in the large house. But it was nothing compared to the house where my husband grew up with its eight huge bedrooms and three full stories.

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So I walked into this bar…

…and sat down at the farthest seat from the door since I was by myself with a book to read.

But not for long.

I was accosted by a man, whom I had met before several times since he is a regular at this particular neighborhood bar. He has a group of guys he stands at the bar with and he joshes them.

So maybe I was not exactly accosted but buttonholed, verbally pinned, energetically addressed.

“Who are you waiting for? Is it him?” A grey, well trimmed beard covered his lean cheeks. “Oh! Then I think I will sit down with you. No, not really.” His eyes seize mine. “How old are you? What year did you graduate high school.”

If this were anyone else I would be offended but this guy has the gift of gab.

“You can’t be that old. I am five years older.”

The bar-owner comes over. “This guy bothering you?” He nudges the guy with a grin. Turning to me, “You know what you want?”

“I’ll take a 17.” The bar-owner leaves.

“You know, I am just a Jewish boy, but I married a red-haired Catholic girl and that’s why I come to this bar. You know som’thing? I gave up beer for Lent. That is why you haven’t seen me.”

I nod but don’t really believe the Lent part.

“No, really. I gave up beer starting Ash Wednesday and when I counted 40 days, I came in here and learned that the 40 days does not include the Sundays.”

I look doubtful. “Are you sure? I am Episcopalian and I thought Lent was 40 days including Sundays.”

“Well, no! It does not include Sundays because they are fast days already.”

Bar-owner comes back, “We just kicked the Flemish Sour.”

“No!”

“Unless you want the foam.”

“Oh, too bad. What do you recommend?”

“Hey, whatever she wants, it’s on me! I have been bothering her for the last year.”

Writing101 Day Six: A Character-Building Experience

Today’s Prompt: Who’s the most interesting person (or people) you’ve met this year?

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100 word short story challenge

cell-phoneAfter their vacation, she sorted through the stack of mail, opened a letter and paused. She  looked at her husband and said, “Did you know your mom got remarried?”
He put down his cell phone.

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